Yo Doug, I've found another most excellent choice

"Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire" (arch-duke-maxyenko) 12/12/2013 at 12:14 • Filed to: Demuro

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7,645 miles, $30,970.00, Alvin, Texas. It even matches your book!

So you can advertise while you advertise. It's the most gaudy choice, therefore it's perfect.

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CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:16

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Whoa ... Doug has a book?

Leadbull > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:17

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Hey, now.

We don't want Mr. Demuro to die.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 12/12/2013 at 12:18

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Possibly

Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:18

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nice interior

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Leadbull 12/12/2013 at 12:18

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We don't?

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:22

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Most guady? I think I may disagree ...

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Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! 12/12/2013 at 12:26

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This is BRIGHT yellow with matching interior, V10 with side-pipes.

That's just a 6-door flat black bro truck. The Viper wins.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Naijaflavor, I Love Doritos 12/12/2013 at 12:28

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Doge quality

Brian Silvestro > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:29

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This car is as old as me. 10/10 would buy.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:37

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You may have something with that interior... why isnt it reversed so it has yellow accents!?

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:51

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Directions unclear; got dick stuck in kindle.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 12/12/2013 at 12:55

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Use the SOS button, the attractive redhead will assist you out of the jam.

CalzoneGolem > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 12/12/2013 at 12:56

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Why did mine have to be a guy? :-\

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > CalzoneGolem 12/12/2013 at 13:00

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Samir?

Doug DeMuro > Leadbull 12/13/2013 at 18:01

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Are these really as dangerous as everyone says?

Leadbull > Doug DeMuro 12/13/2013 at 18:28

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I assume they're quite a handful... you should buy one and let us know how it goes!

Last I checked, they're hovering around $30k.

Plus if you get one, we can make Doge photoshops of you.

wow

such viper

so doge

much fast

OzzyOnIce > Doug DeMuro 12/19/2013 at 11:07

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Dangerous is probably a symptom of the hands that drive it. Reliability, however...
Several years ago I was speaking with a man pretty high up on Seagate's roster. He lived about 3 miles from the Seagate building in Colorado and owned a Viper. He lamented that in 10 months, he had not made it from his house to the Seagate building without breaking down, in all but three times. Dodge kept paying to fix it, but it bothered him greatly. He sold it for a big loss.